What Custom Muscle Car Name Would You Give Your Vehicles?

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 08/18/2016 at 11:33 • Filed to: Muscle Names

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Since Orlove pointed out that !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! had a name, I would love to hear what kind of names you can come up with. Try to keep names as two word combinations and you need to use your current vehicle(s)!

I think I’m going to go with the “Land Stander”

and here are the “Generic Bland” and “2XFinity N’Beyond.”

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Wobbles the Mind 08/18/2016 at 11:38

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Blandy McBlandface

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Wobbles the Mind 08/18/2016 at 11:43

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My wife and I already named it Meepster the Jeepster. Fuck you. I like that name.

ChooChooMotherFudger > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 08/18/2016 at 11:46

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The Rustang

I don’t really have any idea for the Challenger, if I could go over 2 words I would say Three Ton Fun

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Wobbles the Mind 08/18/2016 at 11:54

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My wife named my 1968 Mercury Montego MX (Cyclone Package).

Redheaded Girlfriend

(because I’m always sneaking off to spend time with her)

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 08/18/2016 at 11:54

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That’s a nice photograph! It compensates the blandness.

LongbowMkII > Wobbles the Mind 08/18/2016 at 11:56

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Cruze - Eco Warrior

Mazda5- Mighty Mouse

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer 08/18/2016 at 12:03

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In some rare moments my phone camera is capable of something decent, although I got to admit that it is edited a bit;)

kanadanmajava1 > Wobbles the Mind 08/18/2016 at 12:06

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This thing started earlier than 70's. Many serious drag racing machines were already wearing names in early 60's. Maybe it helped announcers and spectators to identify who were racing?

I have always liked the name of Melrose Missile(s). Maybe some weird variation from that as I or my cars are not from Melrose. My example is a ‘63 Plymouth too.

Urambo Tauro > Wobbles the Mind 08/18/2016 at 12:10

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The ’Murlequin is a combination of ’Murica and harlequin , because of its mismatched colors and the fact that those colors happen to be shades of red, white and blue.

But to be honest, if I ever was to go to the trouble of actually painting a name on it, I’d probably just as soon paint the body one color. Boring, I know. I’d probably still refer to it as Merle , though.

CaptainSlower > Wobbles the Mind 08/18/2016 at 12:11

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So ‘Lude.

(Above image not mine, but close)

camaroboy68ss > Wobbles the Mind 08/18/2016 at 12:14

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The 68 Camaro is usually called “ol blue” anymore.

The 33 ford pickup has been dubbed “old reliable”

The 14 Camaro has just been called “The Yenko”

Haven’t named the new 2000 Camaro yet.

My grandparents 55 Chevy has been become project x

The 56 Chevy Kustom is Miss Taboo

Past family owned cars with good names:

Terminator - 55 Chevy pickup radical custom

Ugly Duckling - 58 Chevy Del Ray custom

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Wobbles the Mind 08/18/2016 at 12:22

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WAR PIG

just-a-scratch > ChooChooMotherFudger 08/18/2016 at 12:26

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Now I'm surprised Roadkill hasn't already done a Rustang. That's a great name.

Rainbow > Wobbles the Mind 08/18/2016 at 12:30

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I drive an Escort, so it would need to be called Lady of the Night. That has a good ring, too.

ChooChooMotherFudger > just-a-scratch 08/18/2016 at 12:30

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Haha, I didn’t come up with it. But it does fit that car perfectly.

CobraJoe > Wobbles the Mind 08/18/2016 at 12:40

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Leroy Jenkins

“Godammit Leroy!”

AfromanGTO > Wobbles the Mind 08/18/2016 at 13:35

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Something with a loud exhaust, and Afro Thunder on the side.

Gonzo, 50 shades of beige > Wobbles the Mind 08/20/2016 at 10:48

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The LawnCruiser. Didn’t get much offroad use (almost none actually) until very recently. But since that has changed I guess it’s time for a new name...